1. Scrotus Group goes shopping and finds Doublebubble

    The giant of metaphorical communication, Scrotus Group, went on the market to find a strong digital partner and eventually found out Doublebubble was there waiting. The company, formerly listed on the NSE* as DBBB, recently suffered in revenues when some of their main deliverables exploded. “We specialize in bubbles, but not ordinary bubbles,” says CEO Angus Blaster “our world class double soap bubbles answer to basically any digital market request”. When asked about the acquisition, Blaster declined to answer. Rumors said the transaction will take place for the amount of 535 million Eurios. Scrotus Group will become the most powerful player in the market, with 3 billion soap bubbles a year with no apparent competition around.

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